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Confuse Your Competition.
"Me? No. I didn't get dropped in the first lap last week. That would be the fat loser in the orange kit. As you can see, I wear a white kit. Totally different person." One of the advantages of being unattached is our unpredictable wardrobe selection. Change kits and deceive your competion. All the kits displayed here are on deck, so to speak. If you can find several people who might be interested, contact me and we'll see about getting a group order started.
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The Runner-up
A little bit of retro, a whole lot of cool. The abundant use of white helps deflect solar beatdown making this kit the ideal summer get up. Weaknesses include chocolate-covered energy bars and fast food stains, while Culver's butter burgers are the perfect post-race mea—wha-who the hell wrote this copy?!?
This design was this close to becoming the original Unattached Rider™ kit.
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The Template
Make a statement: this racer is not for sale. This blank template displays all the opportunities you took to say no. No to The Man, and no to the commercialization of your effort. It is also a good way to break the ice with that guy who owns the roofing company whom you've been eyeing to sponsor your team, "You see this spot here? It's for you."
A little too cerebral? Perhaps. Will this ever make it to the group order stage? Probably not. Still, I figued I'd post this anyway. Because I can. So shut up.
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Chicago Love
Four stars, two bars. Let the locals know you're from the Windy City. Show them what it takes to train without hills. Dazzle them with your Lakefront Path tactics. And if they turn out to be much faster, you can pee on their yard and litter on their driveway. Everyone else does.
Seriously, don't do that. How you present yourself reflects directly on the... uhm... just don't do it.
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